This is simply continuing the unfortunate trend of criminal problems the U of O athletic department have been having recently.  As a fan of Pac-10 football, I find the trend amusing. 

However, I should point out the supposed probable cause for stopping her was because she hit the curb several times while attempting to parallel park a Chevy Equinox.  This vehicle is a large SUV.  It also fortunate that our young cheerleader friend was not driving in Washington state at the time of DUI incident.  It is well known that Washington’s DUI laws are much harsher than those in her sister state, Oregon.

My question is whether it is abnormal for an 18 year old female to have some difficulty parallel parking a large SUV smoothly?  This stop doesn’t pass my smell test….

Moral of the story… learn how to parallel park or not go to U of O?  Of course, Washington football fans have been treated to plenty of drunken criminal activity by their players as well.  Who can forget the idiotic alcohol-laced incident involving Zach Tuiasosopo?

Washington fullback Zach Tuiasosopo was ultimately given a one-year deferred sentence in King County Superior Court for smashing out the windows of several cars following a sorority cruise-ship party in May.  Fortunately for Tuiasosopo, he was not driving at the time of the incident. 

Had he been driving, he certainly also would have been a facing a charge of Washington DUI because it was abundantly clear that he was absolutely hammered at the time of drunken rampage.